All that goes on inside my head and around it.
Today, I saw this cartoon in Mumbai Mirror and it really made me laugh (and I am still laughing). I read this particular page everyday and never has the cartoonist failed to make me laugh. This one particularly, I thought was worth sharing. Here is the cartoon. It happens to all of us. Doesn’t it?
For those who do not know what ‘lmao’ is… it means ‘laughing my a** off’!! I myself did not know what it meant till yesterday. I had to Google it. Now that I know it, I have been using it everywhere. 
Have you ever seen a dog with his personal throne? A big black seat with super luxury? Well… I have. Here, have a look at it.
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Luxury on streets! Now I am only waiting for dogs to become drivers. They are already on the seat. All they need now is a steering wheel and some pedals and a gear.
I shot this photograph near my college with my Nokia E51.
I have take a stern decision. I am leaving my IIT preparations and joining politics. I am already famous. Don’t believe me? Here is a news report on me. Who is Hasit Mistry? Go watch the video. Hoping for your support and votes in the future.
It’s just a gimmick. You can join the Presidential Campaign too at The Internet Presidential Campaign Creator!!! and shock your friends.
When boredom takes over,
you start watching ‘k’ serials before going to bed.
When boredom takes over,
you wake up and sit on the couch and stare at the blank TV screen.
When boredom takes over,
you lie down and brush your teeth with a line of toothpaste coming out of the side of your mouth.
When boredom takes over,
you start having Corn Flakes in the morning with 2 almonds.
When boredom takes over,
you go early to college and also start attending lectures.
When boredom takes over,
you start talking to yourself and you start following orders.
When boredom takes over,
you look at both sides of the road and then cross the one-way.
When boredom takes over,
you catch two buses to go home and sometimes you even go have a chat with the owner of your favourite book store before returning home.
When boredom takes over,
you count the number of steps on the way to your house.
When boredom takes over,
you do integration which totally differentiates your mind (calculus terms).
When boredom takes over,
you spend most of the time looking at the Blog Stats of your blog and amuse with an increase of 1 hit.
When boredom takes over,
you start using too much and 
in your comments.
When boredom takes over,
you take an hour or something to finish your dinner.
When boredom takes over,
you write posts on your blog about being bored which are absolutely not funny and no one even laughs at such silly jokes and you know that and you still go on and write such big statements in a totally nonsensical way like a spastic looks at a another spastic and how both of them suddenly start discussing about flying crocodiles.
Out of my window, on a cable wire, I captured this parrot (in my camera). And I felt it is trying to say something. What is he trying to say? Would you please give your voice to this poor little speechless animal?
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Make it as funny as possible. You can even make it serious. Your choice. Let your imagination flow.
I am starting The “I Want Your…” Series from now. But what is it? It’s about two friends, Sam and Ham, who meet at The Lounge (a cafe) on every Saturday at 4 pm. It goes like this, Sam wants something that Ham has and Ham wants something that Sam has. Why don’t they just ask for it? Here is the fun part. They are not allowed to ask directly. That means they have to go round and round to get something from the opposition and Sam does not know what Ham wants and neither does Ham know what Sam wants.
It’s a weekly meeting and only one of them gets a chance to ask per week. It starts with Sam from the next Saturday and Ham will ask the Saturday after the next and then Sam and then Ham and… I will be randomly choosing a thing which they will be asking for. You can give in your ideas too for the next meeting. It can be the weirdest, the wackiest thing. I will surely take it. And also, get your friends along with you to The Lounge. It will be a fun filled meeting. So, next Saturday, 26th July, meet you at The Lounge. Where is The Lounge? Here, at ME Within.
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